Friday, June 9th, 2006
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4:12 pm - slangcity
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im translating a song for slang city and didnt feel like opening up word cuz my computer sucks so im saving it here. you can read it if you want, its three six mafia or whatever 3 6 or three 6 or 3 six i dunno but them - knock the black off yo ass
the head african american drug dealer on a block where alot of drugs are sold and bought is saying alot of derogatory things that will lead to his body being found in a ditch with one bullet in his throat and another two bullets in his head. he was scared at the minute of the death because of what he said. i am "copasteady" which means i have good aim with the copper lead bullets in my automatic firearm. when i am in your neighborhoood you i wish you would try to confront me with a pistol in my pants pocket. hollywood and north memphis is where you can find me man, i dislike the laws. i stay relaxed. other people from my former area still look up to me with their gold or platinum plated teeth showing and feeling the warm air from the sun reflecting off of the concrete beneath them (a metaphor for saying the street is "hot" a term that gives the block a reputation of being an area where drug deals and violence is common) and causing your toes and nose to bleed and your body to go cold. this will then cause you to be taken to the hospital full of bullet holes (because dealing drugs is so dangerous). another person will check the patient in with an evil grin of his or her face. you will get out of our taxi cab and lend me some money, because i am in a tough financial situation, but do not plan to be for a long time. the battle is on and when i shoot with this paticular weapon you will die.
there is not any feminine traits in my mannerism african american, only an agressive and violent criminal(2X)
i will hit you so hard it will knock the black color pigments from your skin (4x)
yes, a 10,000 dollar bribe will be enough for me to shoot you in the buttox and hit it so hard and directly that it will be severed from the remainder of your body and your mother father and mother in law will remorse your loss. a 20.000 dollar payment will be enough money for me to chop your body into a bunch of little pieces so that it will look like barbeque beef tips, the three six mafia does not care what anyone else thinks. a 30,000 dollar bribe will be enough money for me to throw you in a river but we could go against the person who hired me as a hitman and split the bribe money and reloacate ourselves so that the person who hired me does not find out of our scheme. a 50,000 dollar bribe will be enough money for me to kill you in such a way that when people ask one another who you were they will not even remember you. you can get yourself hit in the face with a pistol such as a glock 9, or a colt 45, or even a fifth of a gallon of henesee liqour. we do not fight fairly and will continue to do so until we die. african american you may get your throat slit with a sharp object and then we will jump on you as you lay on the groundand later throw you off a cliff because we dont care.
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Tuesday, June 6th, 2006
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1:38 am
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i hate cops. two weeks ago i was pulled over because my back left taillight was not working. the cop gave me a fix it ticket (meaning i had two weeks to fix the taillight and show any police officer in the state of michigan that the problem was fixed. so today i went to waterford police dept to show the cop. the officer is on the phone having a personal convo and i sit for 20 mins waiting for him to decide when poker night is. i then show him my ticket. he says that the cop who wrote me the ticket forgot to check a box, and that i would need to take it up with him. "how?" i ask. he says to go to the police dept that filed the report. so i drive to bloomfield hills. theres construction on 59 and telegraph so this is an hour drive. i get there and show the receptionist my ticket and the fixed taillight. the bonehead cop who wrote the ticket comes out and sees the fixed light as well. i then go to ask if its ok. he says "well....hows your prior record?" like that fucking matters. i tell him i have no points and he goes "ok but consider yourself lucky" lucky! i did exactly what i was supposed to do! if i was working at peranis and fucked up someones skate order and they had to drive an hour to fix my mistake i sure as hell would be apologetic. im on my way out and for whatever reason ask if theres anything else i need to do. "well yeah go to the courthouse" thanks for telling me. its the secnod to last day i woulda been screwed into paying 120 dollars if i didnt ask. who the fuck do these cops think they are? what if i would have gotten the ticket up north? would i have had to drive my ass 3 hours up there to resolve the situation. cops need to start respecting people. has anyone seen that video of those two cops clubbing those two illegal immigrants multiple times after pulling them over. like 9 other mexicans run into the woods. these two surrender and the cops just start wailing on them. now believe me, im all for closin the border and stuff, but you dont do that do anyone committing a non violent crime. that woman could have easily died. i hope those cops go away. in my opinion that was worse than rodney king. atleast he had a reason. he was resisting arrest. these people were dragged from their car and beaten. i took a criminal justice class this year and saw some of the most shocking (lol) shit i have ever seen. i wish people still used LJ cuz i think people should read this shit. its horrible whats going on. fucking fines in courts are out of control. u get in more trouble for drinking 4 beers and driving (not hurting anyone, just being pulled over) than you do for just jumping someone and kicking their ass. bust the drug dealers and the rapists. leave the broken tailights alone
current mood:  aggravated
current music: george harrison - p2 vatican blues
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Monday, February 13th, 2006
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6:03 pm
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just wanted to let you all know that life is good. this was my away message yesterday but i want to save it somewhere so here goes nothing
yesterday canada beat italy 16-0 in womens hockey. as the clock wound down, the italian crowd was on their feet waving the falg and singing their national anthem. how awesome is that. i wish i lived in a country like that. im really enthnocentric ive decided, like about everything though. i guess the best way to say it is that i think my shit is better then anything else. and ill try to prove that to the point where its just stupid. brody over south complex. canada over us. olsm over any other school. hockey over any sport. isnt that wierd. i dont know if its wrong, i guess its good to like your shit.
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Sunday, January 8th, 2006
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5:01 am
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I want to cry like the rain, cry like the rain,
An' shine like the sun on a beautiful mornin'.
Sing to the heavens like a church bell ringin',
Fight with the devil an' go down swingin'.
Fly like a bird, roll like a stone,
Love like I ain't afraid to be alone.
Take everything that this world has to give.
I wanna take every breath I can get:
I wanna live.
current mood:  i just love you all
current music: josh gracin
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Friday, December 23rd, 2005
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12:22 am - fuck
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live - "i alone" is i really good song. it was my fav song for like a year way back when and it is still heavy in my rotation today
im excited for xmas. i really love my family and it will be good to see everyone. hung out with my dad today that was a good time. break has been really enjoyable. im glad that things havent changed much. i feel like im in high school again, and ive hung with alot of kids from school.
im gonna use xmas money to buy new skates. the plan right now is to go to msu for another year, and then im gonna study abroad in some country like ireland or somewehre where hockey teams suck. then im gonna join a pro league and go from there. thats what brian rafalski did and hes my role model. other than that, i dont know....
my other thing is that i want to join the army. guy schlacter (spelling?) did and i think that is really cool. i know its hard work but its always something ive wanted to do at some point in my life. if i could have done it again i would have joined immediatley after HS.
still addicted to the beatles. o yea, crown russe vodka, 11.67 a half gallon and it taste pretty good. i wish you all a merry christmas and dont be afraid to call me up and we'll hangout. miss and love you all
later skaters,
the king
current mood: kinda drunk
current music: throwing copper by live is a solid cd
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Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
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12:57 am - all this song of the year nonsense
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everyone is talking about their song of the year
C.U.T. -YOU DON'T
yea CUT BITCHES, blowin up in the 2-0-0-5
current mood: glistenin'
current music: DPC - the way we livin
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Sunday, December 4th, 2005
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6:29 pm
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Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon.
Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy.
Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy.
Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said Danny boy this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot-he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner.
Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said Rocky you met your match
And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able.
Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival.
current mood: shit is amazing
current music: the beatles man
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Monday, November 28th, 2005
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9:23 pm - kids listen up
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ive said this to a bunch of people
but everyone needs to know
so you know that black eyed peas best buy commercial
those guys are fucking crazy
like everyone just watches it and kinda dosent think about whats going on
so next time you see it, just take a few deep breaths and think about whats going on
there like monkeys, its fucking insane. those black eyed peas are nuts!
nuts i tell ya
CRAZY
fucking need to be put in a mental home
nuts
current mood: everyone is listening to that
current music: system of a down - u-fig
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Saturday, November 26th, 2005
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3:51 am - OMFG
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i did it
after years of saying i was gonna do it i finally got drunk enough to do it
I SHAVED MY HEAD
well gatret did
but u know what i mean
my head is shaved
no joke
pictures to follow
leave your thoughts on my hair here......
ps hung out with alex martin tonight
that kid is the tits
current mood:  shocked
current music: tim mcgraw
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Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
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10:23 am - shack
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do you think we will be using AIM , LJ , FACEBook myspace or any of this shit when we grow up. im saying AIM for sure. thats wierd im gonna IM people from like 6th grade and shit. fucking im gonna be 35 years old with the sn leghumper 15.....that shit is shocking
current mood: speller
current music: mars volta - the widow
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Friday, November 11th, 2005
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11:41 am - hey u little fartknockers
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i've decided that over thanksgiving break i am going to locate my step sister
current mood: shocked
current music: stevie wonder
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Wednesday, November 9th, 2005
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11:12 pm - stolen from ricky wrobel
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open your itunes
How many songs?
3882
Sort by Artist
First - 2 live crew
Last - ZZ Top
Sort by Song Title
First - "Eastside Story" feat the Ghost (Nas And Statik Selektah)...i guess the " made it first
Last - Zorba the Greek (Herp Alpert and the Tijuiana Brass Band) this shits is sick
Sort by Time
First - C-Murder (SKIT)
Last - Lewis Black (THE WHITE ALBUM FULL CD) fucking owns dane cooks gay ass
Sort by Album
First - 13 songs (FUGAZI)
Last - Zing With Ze Banjos (Big Ben Banjo Band)
Top 5 most played songs
1. C.U.T. - You Don't (461 plays)
2. Rod Stewart - Forever Young (67 plays)
3. Joe Walsh - Funk #49 (51 plays)
4. Spin Doctors - Little Miss Can't Be Wrong(39 plays)
5. The Eagles - Forgivness (live song off henley solo album(38 plays)
First Song That Comes Up In Shuffle
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Higher Ground (stevie wonder cover)
Find "sex", How many songs come up?
24
Find "death", How many songs come up?
15
Find "love", How many songs come up?
177
k so incase i take my away message down....
http://systemofadown.com/Videos/SystemOfADown_Hypnotize_VidFull_300.asx
1:09 - 1:10
on bottom only face u can really see right hand in the air
thats me jared you little shocker
ok in other new did KARE-E-O-KEE tonight
shit was shocking, did elton john and dressed up and then did BSB with my boys...now its time take er easy
current mood:  shocked and apalled
current music: CCR
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Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
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11:34 am - who reads this mickey mouse bull shit
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one time when i was a young boy, my grandpa told me not to let women and money run my life.
whats up fuckers. long time no see.
alright lets get right down to the shit
i watched olsm/wlc on comcast local (replay)
damn. i mean u could tell they came out flat, but fucking olsm offense is the tits
krimez send me your shit
TEE send me your shit
all you kids...send me your good looking sisters
its november now
thats fucking shocking
i just looked across the room to see what time it is, when i could have just glanced a few inches over to the right and gazed at that clock
what else lets get some action on here
give me your funniest HS moment? even if youre still in it. frankencuzz getting caught cheating. krimez freestyle. glow buring bodies on campus. the choice is yours
current mood: when im old im gonna read this
current music: nitty gritty dirt band
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Sunday, October 16th, 2005
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3:37 am - lots of love
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man i came home this weekend. tonight i partied with all my friends from home and my sister. i love you all. i know we are gonna be friends. just chillin with loftus stanker and bywra tonight. it was more than i could even ask for. i just wish those guys were up at state with me. i love you all. i want everyone to take care and ill see you when i get back home from state at thanksgiving. stank and bywra we gotta champy champ and play some pucks. i know u guys wont even see this cuz u actually have lives and dont post on LJ. so someone tell them. i love u guys i love everyone. nuts tongith. chillin with sabs and beaner and wes and rebecca r2 all u guys. that shit was awesome. and congrats to olsm football, goodluck rest of the way
ps ohio st was trying to lose that game and we let them win
fuck that
go spartans still though
like i said before
lots of love to all, chins up
current mood:  great rappers from tha D
current music: slum village - raise it up
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Friday, October 14th, 2005
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12:43 pm - yo yo yo yo yo what it is mother fucker
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alright listen up, i know ive said it before
but country music is awesome. people say its dumb cuz of the lyrics. fine. but we're stupid too
country music is all about drinkin beer and chasin women.
high school/ college boys main activities...
they dont sing songs trying to win their lover back
and they dont pop AK47's...except krimez and the rkp (they straight killaz) burger kingz
i dont even no what punk/emo bands are talking about (we're going down down in an earlier round and sugar we're going down swingin, i'll be your number one with ...i cant even understand it.
but no young men are all about drinkin beer and chasing women
i dont know i mean, i guess you dont have to live like the music you listen to
but who says you have to be different
in conclusion, country music is tatties
"and anyone different than that, y'all can sink in the graves that a dug AND SO..." TREVOR ERICKSON
current mood:  sorry bout all this country
current music: tim mcgraw - where the green grass grows
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Tuesday, October 11th, 2005
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2:46 am - shock
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"If you've never had a beer, packed a lip, or dropped the mitts, chances are you are not a hockey player. If you are, chances are you aren't a very good one"
-Todd Bertuzzi of the Vancouver Canucks
current mood: 44
current music: its called the todd bertuzzi
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Thursday, October 6th, 2005
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2:50 pm - man gotta love country
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seriosuly man this reminds me of summer so much
well we fogged up the windows in my old chevy
i was willin' but she wasn't ready
so i settled for a burger and a grape snow cone
dropped her off early but i didn't go home
down by the river on a friday night
pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
talkin' bout cars and dreamin' 'bout women
never had a plan just a livin' for the minute
current mood: shocked
current music: mama kin
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Monday, September 26th, 2005
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11:20 pm - from hillary
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LJ Interests meme results
- binkers:
alright so binkers is a word that comes from playing alot of hockey with no goalies. to challenge your self you try to hit one off the post.(binking one off the post) so a binker is a shot that catches the bar. in a real game any good shot is a bink. - country music:
alright all u fags are like ooooo country fast cars beer and women. well guess what! u bet ur ass fast cars beer and women. they are proud of what they are and the music is really good give it a listen. o yea and my fav country song right now tim mcgraw - where the green grass grows..thats a good one from 1997 - doug:
a great cartoon. parents worry bout or generation but i dont because we all watched doug. mr dink, the honker burger, roger klotz, skeeter. what a show. PATTY MAYONAISE. ha. porkchop, smash adams. BB BLUF. what a show - goosebumps books:
great shit man. choose your own adventure was the tits - knock:
a great card/drinking game man. some good gamblin back in the day - milford:
yea man ive had some times out there. me and riehl blastin elton john in the parking lot or the time i whiped out on my blades and was bleeding everywhere. then we were fucking with the band. - r.l. stine:
haha thats wierd cuz this thing is completly random and we had goosebumps. i wonder if he still writes - smokey bones:
great restaurant in waterford man. home of the brave - that thing you do:
great movie man. anyone who plays a insturment should check that shit like a basketball - tom hanks:
hes in that thing you do. good actor. good in bed. jk WILSON!!!!!!!!!!
yea man i really like catch me if you can
Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.
that was fun. went to the hospital today. other stuff to, call or IM me. i got tales like a sonic video game
ha that was good
current mood:  cheerful
current music: my boy tim
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Saturday, September 24th, 2005
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11:45 pm - motown
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listen everyone litters this site with death cab and MCR lyrics. i mean that music is cool but compare that to stevie wonder - sir duke
its like no contest. anything from that age. any motown. dont just ignore it cuz its older than you. that was a great time in music. maybe the best.
some of my favs
otis redding
smokey robinson (great name)
temptations
sam cooke
aretha
jackson 5
seriously the music just blows me away
majority of the music during this time period was made by one band
they called them selves the funk brothers and theyre on more hits than elvis, the beatles, the beach boys.........(and someone else i cant remember from the movie) combined!
and no one knows them
but yea check out the movie standing in the shadows of motown
anyone who plays an insturment would appreciate it alot i think
but yea u cant listen to this and tell me emo is better
the best musicians of alltime, the funk brothers
no contest
ps were gonna fuck u of m up next saturday
current mood: im sick and bored
current music: otis redding - do you like good music
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Thursday, September 22nd, 2005
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2:35 pm - thinking in the shower
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i think alot in the shower. and i thought that i really like mark, hes a good roomate. he makes beer runs for like 20 kids everyday and does it all for free. but even aside from that, hes cool as hell. hes really nice and we have some good times.
i next started thinkin about jan. probably cuz i saw my penis or something. but anyways i was remembering this one time he was singing that john mayer song and he said "i am superman" instead of i am invicible. i thought that was loller. but yea so then i started singing that and the kids in the shower next to mine joined in. i think it was cooper but i wasnt about to look. so we finished that up and i started thinking about my career stats. like u ever wonder how many beers you've ever drank. or like how many goals you've scored. or girls kissed. or anything. i dont know i think that would be cool.
some kid flushed the toilet and the water got really hot. i then thought of how fun it would be to be an IP relay operator. i mean like, if u could type fast.....hell yea.
alright a very seinfield LJ
boy meets world owns seinfeld btw u sohckers
i love boy meets world
and forver young
current mood: chipper
current music: livin lovin maid
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